Sarah Says: The Science, the Sass, and the Suds

Episode Summary

If you thought pool care was boring, you clearly haven’t heard Sarah break it down. This week she dives headfirst into the bubbling, backwashing, beautifully chaotic world of pool chemistry — with zero filters and a full cup of caffeine. It’s educational, hilarious, slightly unhinged, and 100% Sarah.

She’s here to make sure you understand what’s really happening in that pool water — why your readings are off, why “shock” isn’t a personality type, and why that weird smell isn’t chlorine, it’s your own bad decisions dissolving in the deep end.

Why you’ll love it: This episode is like sitting in chemistry class if your teacher had road rage and a sense of humor. Sarah explains the science in plain English — then yells about it until you’ll never forget it again. Equal parts entertainment and education, it’s a masterclass in chlorine and chaos.

Episode Highlights: 🧪 Real-world pool chemistry decoded without the boring parts 💬 Rants, real talk, and rogue logic from the trenches 😂 Laugh-out-loud moments you’ll quote all week 💧 Takeaways that’ll make you sound like the smartest person at the pool store

Episode Chapters

• 00:00 Introduction
• 10:27 Discussion Continues
• 20:54 Deep Dive